In one of the most hotly contested & watched labor disputes in American history, the Commissioner & Team Managers of the Big Money Fantasy Football League agreed to a League Draft Date, Time, & Place. The agreement came at the last minute before the deadline league commissioner Carlos Ayala put in place to lock-out the managers & thus canceling the 2011 Fantasy Football Season. Thousands of Big Money Fantasy Football League Employees breathed a huge sigh of relief that they will not lose their jobs. Stan Johnson, the Head of Stadium Maintenance for the Sparks MD RodnRoln's said, "I am extremely happy & relieved they came to an agreement. I have 10 kids, my wife, her sister & mother, & an ex-wife I have to support. I don't know what I would've done if I lost my job"! Another employee, Vincenzo Baggio the Head of Concessions for the Parkville MD Fist Pumpers, said "I'm glad they got a deal done. I don't how I would have paid for my Hair Product, Tanning & Gym memberships, & gold necklaces"!
League Commissioner, Carlos Ayala, had this to say, "It was a long & grueling negotiation, but for the sake of our fans, employees, & the league, we got a deal done. I really didn't know if we were going to get one done. I was basically hoping for the best but preparing for the worst. Thankfully, the cooler, more rational negotiating prevailed. All league operations will go forward w/ no interruption & the draft will be held & the season will be played as planned."
So a crisis has indeed been averted. So now that we can get back to football, the draft is set. Tune in to ESPN & NBC (for the first time on a regular cable network in primetime).
DRAFT DATE - SUNDAY AUGUST 21ST 6:30PM @ GREEN TURTLE in HUNT VALLEY.
BACK-UP DATE - THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 1ST 8:30PM @ GREEN TURTLE in HUNT VALLEY.
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