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DUE TO THE POSSIBILITY OF NOT BEING ABLE TO COMPROMISE ON A DRAFT DATE, THE COMMISSIONER IS ON THE VERGE OF LOCKING OUT THE TEAM MANAGERS OF THE BIG MONEY FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE FOR THE 2011 SEASON.
"I have been in talks with some of the managers, but unfortunately we are far apart on an agreement for a draft date", says League Commissioner Carlos Ayala. "Without an agreement in the next couple of days to a week, I will have no other choice but to lock out the managers from all league activities for possibly the whole 2011 season. It is a shame we are so far apart on this issue & it will do nothing but hurt all of our fans & the game of Fantasy Football in the long run. I feel we are acting like congress during the last couple of weeks of the debt ceiling debate!"
All attempts to contact some of the league managers for comment have gone unanswered. Hopefully the Commissioner & the Team Managers can come to an agreement that suits everyone. Meetings have been set up for the next two days in Baltimore, MD. If an agreement can't be reached, GOD help the USA & its economy. A full 6 months of no Big Money Fantasy Football League is going to put thousands of hard working Americans out of a job & could cause a huge blow to economic growth; Possibly starting a recession worse than 2008.
P.S. This is a joke. All in good fun!
Lmao!!!!! Very good Carlos!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCome on guys we need to hammer out a new CBA!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLets take a caller; Caller your on the air. "You know what, this pisses me off so f*&$ing bad. I mean these managers & the commissioner are fighting over a draft date & Hundreds & Hundreds of Dollars while normal folk like me & my family are struggling to make ends meet! It is just pitiful & everything wrong with this country!" Thanks for your comments caller. I'm sure a lot of people around the country feels the same way. I mean when there is SO MUCH money involved, hundreds & hundreds of dollars, you would think this would be an easy fix. Especially considering the state of the economy. Until next time, have a great night America!
ReplyDeleteI am good for August 24 working til 8pm, August 26 Selena Gomez Concert with the girls, possibly the 25th Ravens Pre-season but that I can remedy! I will ask Rod and Bob to chime in today!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! Great job Caller!!
ReplyDeleteTOM....Why don't we do an online draft....even the folks who are out of the country still have their freekin phones they pay hundreds a month to get the internet on.....online or do it within the next 2 weeks
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